DUMB F*CK

“It’s just like Airplane! except it’s a book.
With way more sex scenes.
Oh, and also there’re no airplanes.”
~T. Torrest

SAGE MARISOUX
Fresh out of college, the beautiful but clumsy valedictorian of American University is ready to step out from under her famous father’s shadow and take on the world. Little does she know, the big city holds more adventure than she bargained for. What’s a girl supposed to do when her heart is torn between two completely different men?

ZEUS INTERSTELLAR
The New York City billionaire is astrology’s most infamous bad boy. He’s smart, he’s polished, and he’s only got two things on his mind at any given moment: work and sex. When beautiful virgin Sage walks in for a job interview, Zeus realizes she may have just provided him a way to combine the best of both worlds. Oh, and also he’s really into BDSM.

JAVIER CALIENTE
An Olympic athlete with a heart of gold. Not too much character development to report, here. Basically, he’s hot and stupid and he has a big dick that he wants to use on Sage, but he likes her enough to want to take the relationship slow. But like, not for the whole book or anything, so it’s all good.

DISCLAIMER: Contains a love triangle, misrepresented BDSM, mistaken identity, a secret twin, hospital visits, a kidnapping, a murder, a dinosaur, amnesia, lots and lots of gratuitous sex, unfathomable stupidity, blatant plot holes, overused tropes, clichéd characters, excessive adverbs, and repeated use of the word “moist.” Consider yourself warned.

*Intended for immature audiences 18+