Wicked Little Thoughts

He’s ten years older than me.
He’s my brother’s best friend.
I’ve love/hated him for years, ever since he found the collection of very dirty stories I had written back when I was in high school.
Stories that were very clearly about him and I.

These are all great reasons why I should not have agreed to be Noah’s fake girlfriend,
to help him secure a promotion.
But it’s only for a weekend, right?
And it’s not like I have to marry the guy…