Personal Shopper Shops the Billionaire

Personal shopper Eliza Jordan hates to fly. She doesn’t drink–unless she does fly–and then all bets are off.

Who knew she’d be seated next to Lachlan Cortez, Designer of one-of-a-kind Accessories for the woman who has EVERYTHING.

Her flight—eight plus hours from NYC to Paris—turns into an alcohol induced humiliation that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Eliza’s mission: Pick up a diamond encrusted evening bag from The Cortez Place for a wealthy client, designed by?

You guessed it.

Passing out into the lap of Lachlan Cortez wasn’t planned.

But he thinks he won the lottery. Except, Eliza’s out cold.

She rallies to his lewd comments about her face in his lap.

Shame faced she hopes she wasn’t too disgusting.

“Perfectly disgusting,” he says, “in every way.”

She flings her cup of hot coffee, destroying his $75,000 Brioni suit.

And …. The ROMP is on.