Santa Slays His Belle

He’s not your typical Santa Claus.

And he’s not in the mood for reindeer games.

He’s tired, cold, and ready to escape this blasted winter storm.

So when Kris taps his nose and glides down the next chimney on his list, he isn’t expecting to find a very grown-up, very voluptuous girl in the throes of self-induced passion.

Can Santa deliver all that his good girl asked for Christmas?