Whatever you do… Don’t get pregnant!
That was 1 of the 3 simple pieces of advice my pregnant friend gave me. The other two gems… Go on the all-expenses-paid trip to your mother’s destination island wedding, and hook up with a hot cabana boy.
It couldn’t be simpler.
To give myself credit… I attended the exotic wedding.
It’s the other two pieces of advice that got complicated. I didn’t hook up with a cabana boy. I hooked up with my brand-new older stepbrothers. Don’t judge… They agreed to a no-strings-attached, experience-building fling. The deal seemed flawless at the time.
And, yep, you guessed it… I’m pregnant.
With my grumbly brothers’ adamant claims that they don’t want a relationship, can my sunshiny personality help me find the bright side of my situation?
If you love dirty-talking stepbrothers who have over-the-top ideas of how to please their sister, and like to call her naughty names, you’ll join them for a fling, too! But whatever you do… Don’t get pregnant! 😉
